Every Halloween, Satan’s Affair will come to you.<\/p>\n
We travel the country, offering terrifying haunted houses, thrilling rides and the tastiest food. And with every passing town, I cleanse this world, one execution at a time.<\/p>\n
I hide within the walls, casting my judgement for those that reek of evil, singing lullabies to their rotting souls.<\/p>\n
Once you’ve been chosen, there’s no escaping my henchmen\u2014they cater to my every desire.<\/p>\n
You can run and you can hide, but it only excites me.<\/p>\n
Come.<\/p>\n
Take a walk through my dollhouse, where your screams will blend and your cute little pleas will go unanswered.<\/p>\n
But I can’t promise it’ll be over quickly…<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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